Funny Language..

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when wetransport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?

Tricky Plurals

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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;

but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;

yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,

and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,

yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Lets face it, English is a crazy language!

Nightmare..!

Mya saja nak cerita pengalaman mya minggu lepas.. Mungkin takdir tuhan kot.. Hu hu.. Alkisahnya.. Minggu lepas mya telah jatuh sakit.. Oh.. Beta gering..! Mya ingat cuma semput biasa.. Al maklum la.. Mya mmg ada asthma dari kecik.. Mula2 mya just selsema.. Bersih sini bersin sana sebarkan virus.. He he.. Pastu esoknya mya batuk plak.. Adoyai.. Kemudian disusuli dengan En. Demam.. Sengsara.. Mya telan je panadol.. Minum 100plus.. makin teruk.. sampai la satu malam mya rasa macam tak cukup oksigen nak bernafas.. Oh tidak.. Aku terpaksa dikejarkan ke klinik.. Nasib baik ada Harwin Ismail...! Tp dia pun Bz.. Sampai kena mintak tolong Wan Inn.. Hu hu.. Terima kasih la sebab bawak mya ke klinik..

Sampai kt klinik.. mya belum dapat di selamatkan.. walaupun mya dah amik neubelizer.. btul ke ejaan tuh..? ha ha.. yang tak tahan tu.. mya ditolak oleh Pusat Kesihatan Universiti.. Katanya.. da teruk sangat.. Kena hantar ke HOSPITAL.. oh tidak......... tapi kali ni pertama kali dalam hidup aku.. Aku dapat naik AMBULANS.. muahaha.. memang lawak.. selalu mya dapat tgk je ambulans tu berdesup.. kali ni memang takut dalam tu.. sampai dalam hati cakap.. jangan la sampai ambulans ni kemalangan.. ha ha..

nasib baik sampai kat hospital.. Mummy.. anakmu masuk hospital kerajaan........!! bukan mak aku x bg masuk hospital kerajaan.. tp sedia maklum la service mcm mana.. memang SLOW..! nasib aku da dapat oksigen skit.. lepas dia sumbat mya dgn oksigen.. terus dia buat tak tau.. hawau btul..

Mya dpt masuk wad pun da lewat.. dlm jam 1 pg.. hu hu.. pergh.. dia sumbat mya kat wad kelas 3.. Sepatutnya kalau pelajar universiti dapat duduk wad kelas 2.. hampeh.. mula2 ok.. esoknya.. ada dia suruh pindah katil.. katanya ada org perlukan oksigen lebih dari aku... ape punya hospital la.. aku terus mintak nak discharge.. dia suruh aku stay.. rupanya ada jangkitan pada paru-paru aku.. LUNG INFECTION.. alamak.. terpaksa la aku menginap lagi kat wad hospital batu pahat kelas 3..

Finally.. setelah 3 hari may di sana.... dapat mya pulang ke pangkuan....... eh.. spa ek..? ha.. mya x bgtau sesapa pun mya masuk hospital.. dgn mummy pun x.. jadi xde sapa yang datang melawat mya.. sedeyh kan..? takde la.. simple je.. Alhamdulillah mya da semakin sihat..

Kat sini Mya nak ucapkan berbanyak terima kasih buat HARWIN, WAN INN dan JANIFAL.. kalau takde korang.. mungkin aku da takde kat dunia ni.. Aku sayang korang.. He he..

Mya

Salam Lebaran

Di sini Cik Mya dan mewakili Incik Mat ingin mengambil kesempatan untuk mengucapkan selamat menyambut AIDILFITRI..

Kepada semua yang mengenali Cik Mya terutamanya rakan-rakan, guru-guru serta pensyarah-pensyarah di..

SEKOLAH KEBANGSAAN SS17 SUBANG JAYA..

SEKOLAH AGAMA MENENGAH BT.10 HULU LANGAT..

SEKOLAH MENENGAH TEKNIK SELANGOR SG. BULOH..

KOLEJ MATRIKULASI JOHOR..

UNIVERSITI TUN HUSSEIN ONN MALAYSIA..

Dalam kerendahan hati, ada ketinggian budi..

Dalam kemiskinan harta, ada kekayaan jiwa..

Dalam kelembutan lidah, ada juga keterlanjuran kata..

Dalam gurau senda, tentu ada khilaf dan dosa..

SALAM LEBARAN

MOHON MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN

MYA

This is all that women want..!

Hey Guys..!

Wanna know what women want..?

THIS IS ALL OF IT..

Believe me..

WOMEN WANT........

.....PLAIN LOOKING HUSBAND

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.....NORMAL SIMPLE RING

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.....A SMALL WEDDING PARTY

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.....HONEYMOON AT ANY PLACE

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.....SMALL HOUSE FOR KIDS TO RUN AROUND

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.....A LOVELY KIDS

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.....HUSBAND IS A FAMILY MAN

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.....BUT WORK HARD

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.....A SMALL CAR FOR SHOPPING

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.....ANOTHER CAR FOR KIDS

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.....SOME COLLECTION

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.....SHOES FOR EACH OCCASION

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.....SOME NICE OUTFITS

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.....A BIT OF COSMETICS

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.....A BIT OF MAKEUP

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.....OVERSEAS TRIP ONCE A YEAR

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.....MORE OFTEN ON DOMESTIC TRIP

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.....DINNERS

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.....PRESENTS OCCASIONALLY

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Finally.....SOME SECURITY.

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THAT'S IT..

WOMEN ARE NOT DEMANDING AT ALL..

MYA

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